Did George Carlin dress up as a fat old druid woman and get a job at Maxima?

The water coolers at my new workplace are in interesting places: inside the offices of people you shouldn't bother, certainly not for water. Therefore, every Monday I walk to a grocery store during my lunch break and buy a five liter jug of cheap water to drink throughout the week.

Today I had an interesting time. It began as every other: I walk in, see how many people are in line at each register: three or four. I decide to leave, turn around, take two steps, then change my mind. I need water, and I can just play backgammon on my phone while I wait in line.

I find my water, five liters for 2.25 lits. Did you know there's no symbol for lits? No $, no €, no £, no ¥: we are a nation whose currency has no face, merely a name. Anyways, I find my water, and resist all urges to buy food: I already have some food, left over fried chicken from last night, a drumstick and a thigh, and half a large cucumber. I get in line.

When I get up to the register I have this conversation:

"Just the water?"

"Yup."

"Coulda brought some from home. "

"What?"

"If you just brought some water from home you wouldn't need to buy any."

"Um...yeah. I guess. "

I immediately though, well I'd rather spend 2.25 a week on water than lug a jug from home on the bus. But then I though, what the hell was that, a delusion?! Did I dream that? Did the cashier at Maxima really purposely verbally discourage me from grocery shopping?

I don't have audio at the moment, but here's my best guess at the george carlin bit I remember. It should be the one when he's talking about how crazy it is to buy bottled water.