Monday, August 30, 2010
Don't you hate the Bus?
I am devastated by a change in my bus schedule. I will now have to get up 11 minutes earlier each day, unless I take drastic measures: buy a timer for the coffee maker and prep the water and coffee the evening before, as well as my bag lunches; no more showering or shaving on weekdays; go to sleep already wearing tomorrow's suit and tie; sleep in the car; connect alarm clock to ignition system so that car starts automatically and warms up during the alarm clock's ten minute snooze; use kitchen balcony as a drive through to get my coffee and bag lunch; talk wife into serving me my coffee and bag lunch through the kitchen balcony.
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Okay, where has this blog been all my life? You are FUNNY. All these measures in lieu of waking up 11 minutes early. Perfect.
Happy to hear it. Scroll back in time for more funny: since the advent of facebook, this blog has become less active/funny and increasingly passive/political.
Just so you know, I have indeed begun filling the coffee maker with water and coffee before going to bed at night. Definitely saves me a good minute and a half!
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