Play Shitball at Work, Improve Morale

Here's the game:

1. read a newspaper article while taking a shit
2. crumple it up
3. toss it over the stall wall

If it lands in the sink that's two points, if you get it in the trash can that's three points.

If you take a shit the same number of times each day that's convenient, that way you can keep track of your week to week totals to track your progress. Otherwise you just have to keep an average going, which is convenient in its own way--you can easily compare it to your coworkers' averages.

I suggest keeping a score board up in the men's room to make sure everyone's informed.