this cockeyed blog is so entertaining, i read every post myself at least ten times. it's all fun and no play...no dull boy...i write about no dull boy. DRY WINE!
Monday, January 19, 2009
Off on the Right Foot
Today I fell on my ass. It was one of those slips on the ice when your whole body flies up into the air for so long that you have time to wonder if you'll break your ass bone or not. I didn't, but my spine hurts and I want to kill everybody who looks at me cockeyed.
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I don't think a Lithuanian winter's day went past when I didn't do exactly the same at least once or twice... or more
5 comments:
I don't think a Lithuanian winter's day went past when I didn't do exactly the same at least once or twice... or more
It hurt, and still hurts, so much I though I'd pass blood. (I didn't though)
Time to listen to some Machine Gun Fellatio!
You fall on your bum and you immediately think 'fellatio'? With machine guns, no less? Oy!
if only you were here now, you'd get a professional massage!
Ah yes, good ol' MGF are a great stress relief valve!
Tim, you've not heard of Machine Gun Fellatio?
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