Monday, January 19, 2009

Off on the Right Foot

Today I fell on my ass. It was one of those slips on the ice when your whole body flies up into the air for so long that you have time to wonder if you'll break your ass bone or not. I didn't, but my spine hurts and I want to kill everybody who looks at me cockeyed.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I don't think a Lithuanian winter's day went past when I didn't do exactly the same at least once or twice... or more

Aras said...

It hurt, and still hurts, so much I though I'd pass blood. (I didn't though)

Time to listen to some Machine Gun Fellatio!

TimT said...

You fall on your bum and you immediately think 'fellatio'? With machine guns, no less? Oy!

Liepa said...

if only you were here now, you'd get a professional massage!

Anonymous said...

Ah yes, good ol' MGF are a great stress relief valve!

Tim, you've not heard of Machine Gun Fellatio?

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