Consultation Innuendos and Another Student Hilarity

Lately I've been consulting the students who are writing diploma papers with me. Here are a couple passages from our dialogues:

Student, showing me a text box: "Is this a nice box?"
Professor: "Yes, you have a splendid box."

Another student showing me a pie chart: "Does my pie look good to you?"
Professor: "Sure does."

And today in class the warm up question each student had to answer in class was, "What was your last job, did it have any fringe benefits?"

Student: "I worked a construction job."
Professor: "Oh yeah? What kind of work did you have to do?"
Student: "Nothing, just stealing things."

Turns out stealing things wasn't even the fringe benefit: he'd take night shifts and sleep the whole time.