Thursday, February 24, 2005

a conversation with sie germans..and french...and lugan

Aras: everybody say hey--ho--hey--ho! now everybody say pimp--olas--pimp--olas! now go cyp--ciukai--cyp--ciukai! Yeah it's my love poem, do you like? It's about me...

Bronius: I need a translation, i didn't get a point

Aras: I translate for thirty lits an hour, thirty minute minumum...but for you i'll do it for a beer!

Bronius: Ha, no way - no free translation - no answer, otherwise ich kann ja auch alles auf deutsch schrieben, dann muss schon du mir ein grosses bier fur ubersetzung kaufen!

Aras: I buy you a Big Beer, just cause du kanst schrieben auf deutsche? Alles Manner sprecht deutsche!

Bronius: Aber nicht alle verstehen Konnen was geschrieben ist. why should i buy beer for you? just because you can write english?

Aras: LOL! labanaktis

Bronius: finally i get what did want from me! well, the answer is - primysciau tau i ausi, labanaktis

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Cedric: I AM EATHING MY BOURBOTS

Karolis: Men we must drink some beer, reapeat beer

Anon: Dude do you like tha band? The ones that playthe guitars with pubic hairs for stings?

Aras: Man, Rastenis is such a freak! He just told me a secret (shhh)...he uses hair growth cream as lube on his BIG dildo, cause he wants to grow a big beard on his asshole!

6 comments:

Rachel Croucher said...

Braucht ihr vielleicht ein Unterricht in Sprachregeln? Ich werde er für eine Kiste Svyturys anbieten!

owner said...

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jag förstår ingenting!

mrdarius said...

yeah. it seems like i leave you guys for a couple of months over in lietuva and all of the sudden you're shoving dildos up your asses and speaking german. no fun.

Rachel Croucher said...

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owner said...

no surprise either, dariau, that it'd eventually come to this..

Rachel Croucher said...

one more, only one ... promise!

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