Vytis: kai wel wisi kalsim lys nuogom bobom :-D
(next time we all get loaded it'll rain naked bitches)
Algis: :) you're crazy, dude. tell me more about rastenis's ass :)
Aras: Rastenis called me all drunk last night with sth to tell me...know what it was? He said "i'm a woman trapped in a man's body. I know, cause I get the menstruel cramps real bad!"
Vytis: Rastenis wakar joncikui sukiso ranka i sikna
(Last night rastenis stuck his hand up joncik's ass)
Joncikas: ne ranka man rastenis kiso, o nosi! :)
(It wasn't rastenis' hand, it was his nose!)
Rastenis: I can suck my own dick.
Aras: cedric your a dick, in your ass a stick! you're an ugly snot, every day a sot! cocks in your butt, cause you're a homo slut! gay all day! freak all weak!
Joncikas: Hi! Rastenis per naujeka smauke i kamera ir buvo nufilmuotas! :)
On New Year's Eve Rastenis was caught on tape jerking off into a freezer!
Robis: toje vietoje, su kuria vyrai dazniausiai galvoja, pas moteris yra tik skyle! :)
(the place where men come up with most of their ideas is where women have just a hole!)
Algis: If you're in vilnius now, you will have to go back to klaipeda because you forgot rastenis's present--a big rubber dick in the ass:)
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i miss being able to send and receive sms's internationally, and no one uses them here in the states. i have never received an sms from you if you've tried sending them. it's most likely because i use verizon, which at this time does not allow international sms'ing unless the other country has a special agreement with verizon. i believe peru or something random like that is the only one so far. of course, if lithuania was the only one that would be even more random.
but probably not as random as the calling card ellen used to use when calling me in lithuania. i've seen ads for it on the subway, and they list the calling rates for 30 countries, all of them african except lithuania. the design of the poster has the serengeti in the background or something ridiculous like that. i'll take a photo of the next one i see.
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