There's a dick in your ear! A midget is standing on your shoulder with his penis in your ear! Why?
I'm a pancake! I'm a big tough pancake smothered in gooseberry jam, and i'm gonna beat the shit outta you! How do you like that, huh, you fuckin eggman, you fuckin Egg McMuffin?
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did you make them up?
no, these are classic american riddles; they date back to our forefathers, and the first one is rumered to have been thought up by lincoln on his way home from Ford's Theater.
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