i'm typing with one hand, but not for the reason you're thinking of, pervert

it's hot hot hot in this equatorial country i'm living in, oh no wait, i'm on the baltic coast, barely 500 miles from the arctic circle, and it's 36° (96.8° Fahrenheit). they say it drops at night, but i don't feel any difference. both my special lady and i have been unable to sleep for more than a couple hours a night for three nights now, even after i drank some night-time tea last night. so why am i typing with one hand? cause the other ones fanning me with a folded cell phone bill and anonymous questionaire. several people i know, including myself, have even caught colds from spending so much time in front of fans to combat the heat. and as you all know, since this heat only tends to be around for two weeks a year, nobody, especially national colleges, invests in air conditioners.