Monday, September 03, 2007

Watch TV or Beware!

Next time a special somebody, I don't know, possibly let's say your wife, turns the TV down so quiet you can't hardly hear it, just turn it back up when she goes to the bathroom. DO NOT turn it off and just start reading diet books about good nutrition right before bedtime. You'll end up having nightmares about Flavanoids and Polysomethings and Ascorbic Acid and Carotenoids and Folate and Omega 3 Fatty Acids. If you don't fall asleep and have nightmares about them, you'll lay awake tossing and turning, wondering how the hell you can possibly get blueberries and spinich into your diet every day! I'm telling you...just put the TV back on...

2 comments:

Trashcan said...

you should just get the multi vitamin that you stick up your butt. That would take care of all your nutritional needs. I don't remember what it's called, but liepa probably does. You should ask her about it.

Aras said...

you mean banana-sized-suppository?

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