Big Ass Hamburger

I don't suppose I'd ask for more than a half pound of meat to make myself a burger, but because in Lithuania we speak in metric—the tool of the devil!—I have to ask for the meat in grams. I ask for 300 grams. Then I always think, shit that's gonna be a big burger; that's two thirds of a pound. But I'm not gonna say Oops, sorry meat counter lady, make it 227 grams instead. So I just eat big ass burgers, but I'm not complaining. Big whoop, wanna fight about it?