Or, "Dos and Don'ts of a Trip to China"
- Don't drink the water, even from water coolers, even at classy hotels: they fill them up from the hose, I saw them at it, and I spent my last four days there running to the john
- Do get the Chinese medicine when you get diarrhea; it won't cure you, but it's so cheap, you'd be stupid not to buy it!
- Don't bother bringing booze: their local ~90 proof liquor is cheaper than western brand name bottled water, and if you like, it comes in gallon jugs.
- Do BYOB if you don't like liquorice, that's what they flavor their stuff with.
- Don't expect anybody to speak (or admit to speaking) much English, even in four star hotels.
- Do make sure taxi drivers turn on the meter, unless you like having incoherent bilingual arguments
- Don't expect anybody to care outside of the markets: the only place anybody cares what you have to say is the place they get your cash direct; hotels, restaurants, shops, all the places where employees get paid by someone other than you will have the worst customer service ever
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