What's the point of soft-core porno?

You can't get the fastest Internet in Lithuania without getting cable TV. That's just the stupid way it works. On the bright side, I thought as I looked over the channel listings, there's Playboy and Hustler Blue, that might come in handy. Nope! Recorded several night time shows that require the pin code to watch, all completely soft-core. Who watches that? It's what I expected from Playboy, actually, but not Hustler. For shame.