Gime? What's a Gime?

After a two month reprieve and a net gain of five kilos (11 pounds, since I knocked up my wife and both our hormones went berserk), I went back to the gym last Wednesday. Mind you, until the pregnancy I had not gained any weight for two years, so I was pretty concerned about it: returning to the gym was important. I've only missed one weekday so far. I'm very happy to say that after one week I've already lost 700 grams ( 1.54 pounds). If I can keep going at this rate, it'll only take me seven weeks to get back to my accepted left of fatness. I bet I could do it twice as fast if I cut out all the cake and beer. But then, what would the point of living be?