Homer, did you shine your head in the Shino Ballo?

For the first time in several years, I shined my shoes today. One of the twins, if I had to guess I'd say Liepa (usually they buy people gifts as a team, so separating them was a new challenge this year), gave me a shoe shine kit for Christmas. I would have used it sooner, but I couldn't find my good brown boots: my other brown boots are the rugged type that don't need shining, and my black ones are like pleather or something, I don't know, but they never change. And then I had to remember to ask my wife if I'm supposed to impregnate them before or after shining them, and then when I remembered I had to go ahead and find the impregnater, and after she found it I had to negotiate her into doing it for me. After two and half month I finally shined my shoes. Here's a photo half was through the process.

Good times shining my shoes

Thanks Liepa and/or Lokys!