Seems like everyone my age is married. wtf. seems like gedas and juste are married, seems like rastenis and neringa are married, and seems like cedric is gay, so he doesn't count. that takes care of lithuania.
seems like darius and ellen are married, and seems like koon and stina are married, so that takes care of male amerikos lietuviai my age, except for knasas. yeah knasai! oh wait...
i haven't spoken to peanut in six months, but he's probably still seeing that hippie, kristoffa or whatever, so it seems like they're married too. seems like mat soule and that girl from uconn (yeah, that one) are married, though i haven't seen him in even longer. notorangelo and liz probably are married by now. regan and dale aren't married, but that's all i'm sure about, and i'm not even sure about them. sarah downs and oscar wilde married yet? does he still drive a pink beatle?
well, i guess i'll just have to marry the next woman i see and join the club. i hope she's around my age, give or take ten years, and i hope she fits my very narrow profile for women i find excessivly attractive.
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... you could marry yourself, i mean, you are in love :p
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would that be a gay marriage is you married yourself?
i thought your grand plan was to party your life away until you turn 40 and then marry a hot 20 year old!
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aras married to aras with homer simpson as minister...
the grand plan was was me 35, her 25, liepa. jeez, what do you take me for, a cradle robber? you could only get away with a 40-20 match 75 years ago when seneslis married mociute. besides, girls less than 25 don't know how to get jiggy with it, whatever that means, and i think we all know what it means.
i'm already married to myself, incidentally, but it's a very open marriage...we're swingers;)
i'm not 25 yet, but I know how to jiggy jig thank-you very much!
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