Sending you an SMS

Snezana: How come u r dirty? WTF?

Robis: Maudos dvi paaugles, viena kitai sako, ziurek kokia jau mano bezdzionele apaugusi, kita sako, nesigirk mano jau seniai bananus valgo:)

Aras: There's a party in my pants and everyone's invited! There's gonna be cocktails and cheese balls! We'll play Slip and Slide! RSVP

Anon: You are a gay bastard and Rastenis said he had sex with you last night...in your ass...i didn't even know you're gay! why didn't you tell me you're a fudge packer?

Plikusas: Fuck off:) i'm gonna come to your bed and fuck YOU in the ass one night:)

Joncikas: Rastenis lied to you, not in my ass! i am active gay, not passive gay as rastenis!:)

Aras: here's a lesson i learned the hard way: when sitting in a microbus, don't open a beer directly over your pants!

Anon: Rastenis--gay homosexual with a great horny love for Spock from Star Trek! He said he wants Spock to fuck him up the ass all night long and whistper in his ear about logic!