this cockeyed blog is so entertaining, i read every post myself at least ten times. it's all fun and no play...no dull boy...i write about no dull boy. DRY WINE!
People use mechanized butt-washers? How uncivilized. Those machines are stealing jobs from hardworking human beings. I use 100% human labor to wash my butt.
the emporor of japan actually did have a servant to wipe his ass. the emporor also had a servant to waft his fecal odor into his nostrils to determine his day's diet based on his day's waste. man i don't envy those jobs.
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People use mechanized butt-washers? How uncivilized. Those machines are stealing jobs from hardworking human beings. I use 100% human labor to wash my butt.
the emporor of japan actually did have a servant to wipe his ass. the emporor also had a servant to waft his fecal odor into his nostrils to determine his day's diet based on his day's waste. man i don't envy those jobs.
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