For some time I've had a secret admirer. I had no idea who she was, but I'm generous with business cards and hanging up flyers for English lessons, so I figured that's not so strange. Here's our last sms conversation (translated):
SA: hey babe, maybe :-pd-:?
AV: what does :-pd-: mean? and how old are you?
SA: i'm 14, and that means let's go make out
AV: i think you might have the wrong phone number
SA: don't fuck with me, you wrote back normally last week
SA: the police council has issued you a fine for three things: 1, sleeping alone; 2, sleeping not naked; 3, not sleeping with me! the fine: 500 kisses (with interest) when do you wanna pay up? =))):
AV: when you're no longer a minor!
SA: don't fuck with me, you're fifteen yourself, i see you every day
AV: let's get this straight: i'm not who you think i am, i'm a 24 year old college professor. sorry about the mix up.
SA: don't fuck with me!
i actually feel really bad about it. it's true that i was replying normally, for weeks, but that's cause i though she was older. i never questioned her identity, assuming that she's a secret admirer, but because of that she believed she was communicating with some 15 year old boy. now the poor girl must feel rejected, supposedly by him, and isn't getting the sex she deserves.
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could this possibly, only possibly, mean that you, Aras Vebra, as in the Aras Vebra I know, has ... standards?
have you ever known me, rachel, to make sub standard choices?
moral standards? :p
i didn't know that there were "minor" laws in lietuva. at least that's what i was told by the US marines in Vilnius...
is it illegal (LT or elsewhere) for a minor to have sex with a minor?
no, i don't think that's illegal anywhere. laws in the U.S. differe state to state though, making coitus with children a tricky issue.
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