Monday, September 05, 2005

Bullshit?

Me and a couple buddies went to Palanga for an afternoon over the weekend.

At the beach Andrius went swimming with this 18 year old girl he'd started talking to about a half hour ago. Apparently, they started having sex in the water, and went to finish up in a cafe toilet. If it's bullshit, it's very consistent, cause such stories make up 90% of what comes out of his mouth.

Half of it's gotta be true, cause he showed me the videos on his cellphone:)

3 comments:

mrdarius said...

can we get some of those videos posted on your blog? some raunchy commenting going on here, i suppose?

Aras said...

i wouldn't post such things here anyway, but plus i would feel like a total homo asking him if i can get a copy of his video, "Me Getting A BJ"

And the deleted comment wasn't raunchy, unless you count acne medicine spam as raunchy. that's why you gotsta enter a word before commenting now.

Aras said...

two of the girls weren't complaining (one of them had her mouth full, not sure if that disqualifies her).

one girl did complain, the "girlfriend," which was really really really something, her trying to hide her face and landing strip, and kick the phone out of his hand, yelling, "i don't want to, please!"

andrius: "but i want to."

i have an urge to feel bad for her, but i don't. she can get up and leave anytime she wants. she knows she's in a relationship with a perverted womanizer, and she choses not to leave. she's like lorena bobbit.

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