Wednesday, June 08, 2005

The longest day of my life

Today is the longest day of my life. And since I had mentioned in conversation a former lover, I can't get that song out of my head: "Mr. Lovah Lovah"

ALso, I gotta say, since my gym membership expired my life is much easier, but I'm also more bored and fat. Maybe I should go back.

7 comments:

Rachel Croucher said...

back to gym? i can think of more fun ways to exercise:p

mrdarius said...

slothliness (?) is unfortunately one of the most pleasant things in life. that's why you have so many disgustingly fat Americans. Americans (especially those in poverty) have the luxury of lounging around and eating Taco Bell every night while riding their motorised wheelchairs when their legs still work.

whenever i find myself indulging in being lazy, i try to conjure images of fat people i've seen and have made a note of remembering. this way, i manage to freak myself out into doing some situps.

Aras said...

last night i jump roped for at least a minute. not very quickly, though. i read in How To Be A Man, by John Birmingham and Dirk Flinthart, that i should skip rope for twenty minutes a day to be in good form. i don't want to hurt myself, though, so i'll start slow.

Rachel Croucher said...

you're taking instructions from an Australian on how to be a man? Oh darling, I pity you :-)

Rachel Croucher said...

and Darius, trust me, you can't imagine what it feels like to see people in wheelchairs who don't need to be in them... and because I'm "disabled" I'm supposed to have sympathy for the fakers, fuck that, they're not the pricks who are bound to bed more often than not due to the arbitrariness of infection, and what do I do when I'm sick? I proceed with attempting to find employment as well as freelance article writing... I'd better stop now because I could go on about this for hours, but I'm sure you get my drift

mrdarius said...

i'm not sure if we're on the same page here, rach. just so i'm not understood, i'm not saying that the luxury that is taken by many obese Americans is a good thing. i hate it so bad. it's one of the most despicable things i can think of at this instant.

Aras said...

i think you are on the same page. point is, as dispicale as WE find people unnecesarily using wheel chairs, i imagine people who actually NEED them find it much much much more dispicable.

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