Pretty much all the email addresses are taken

I've got about ten email address, and I remember the passwords for almost all of them...I just tend to forget the ones I only use for things that will probably get me a lot of spam. It's too bad hotmail doesn't do the thing where they ask you a personal question and give you an new password, cause i'd really like to get back "jackrubythejewel@hotmail."

anyway, apparently, there're a ton of hot chicks in vilnius, all from region 65 (i didn't know the regions were numbered), all will sexy nonlithuanian names like "tammy1255." to contact them, i have to sign up on amature match dot com. i'm thinking, what the hell (i'm actually thinking of dale;) ), let's see how far i get with this before i have to give up a credit card number...but i don't want to give them an email address i actually use, but it has to be real, incase tammy1255 emails me. so i go to make up a new one.

everything is taken, the most ridicuous things are taken! anything close to foothills, cypress, millers pond are gone...i thought johnson lane would be over the top...i tried those first, cause somebody told me once that if you're ever in porn your pseudonym should be your middle name and the name of your street...viligaila foothills...but i didn't wanna use viligaila...then i started going through the history of tv...that didn't work...i finally came up with this:

"fattyarbucklejunior"