Saturday, April 01, 2006

What's better for film making, beer or wine?

What a quandry. I imagine film making to go together with one of these things, I'm not sure why. Maybe cause it's like an art or something, and you know artists. A few weeks ago I tried a liittle wine before getting to know my film making software. That was just very frustrating. Lokys and I made a movie a few years ago on our father's Mac. Man, was that a breeze. You just hook up the camera and you're doing it, and in like an hour you've got something to be proud of. After an hour of doing this on Windows I had an empty bottle of wine and a grudge against Bill Gates. And I was hungry.

I got a new program on the advise of Darius, though, at least to edit my photos, which is very convenient. And I installed some dvd making software that has a movie maker with it. And I had a left over liter of beer from last night, so I decided that this is the time to shine. After breakfast today, I made my first movie, and drank a beer. Two beers. Four if you're French, those pussies. It's a 25 minute mix of home movies, short slide shows, clips of me preparing food, e.g. a giant meatball sandwich, and monologues directed towards the recipient of this April Fool's Day gift, my special lady.

So the answer is beer. Beer is a better catalyst for movie making. Unless the events of the day have just been a coincidence! That'd be a first. I've always wondered what a coincidence would be like...

7 comments:

Liepa said...

i think you should hire an agency to investigate this coincidence. like in i heart huckabees.

mrdarius said...

i can't stand the french.

special lady said...

filmas man labai patiko :)
jis patiko visiems, kas ji ziurejo, taigi alus buvo geras pasirinkimas :)
bet gal kita karta pabandyk vyna ir po to, kai jau turesim rezultata, galesim palyginti :D

Trashcan said...

If you remember try to bring me a copy of that movie next time you come to vilnius, or put it on your labtop so we can burn it.

1000s of peaches, peaches for me.

Aras said...

first of all trashbag, that's obviously not the movie i'm talking about. however, since there was so much room left on the dvd (like 80%, i couldn't burn it to a cd for some reason) i burned that movie onto it also. i therefore alread have it on my laptap.

second of all, it's 1000000s of peaches you mellon head, not 1000s!

mrdarius said...

there's dogshit all over the streets in the bronx. i contend, and i think ellen would agree, that it's before of the socialist welfare systems that have been enacted there. people don't give a shit about keeping their surroundings respectable because they assume it will all get fixed by their mommies or whomever they get money to pay rent, medical bills, and food from. Oh wait...it's from taxpayers! Not to mention it's a signal of malfunctioning government services that are supposed to keep the sidewalks clean or at least dish out fines to people who let their dogs shit where people walk.

sorry that's mostly incoherent rambling. i'll try to be more pointed next time.

Aras said...

yeah dariau...

p.s. my word varification is "iraq..."!

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