Monday, October 09, 2006

The Greatest Show On Earth

Just kidding, the circus I went to as a lad was the greatest show on Earth. This pan-slavic show was ok at best, but I guess my special toddler doesn't know the difference. The clown was much more bedraggled than funny, bedraggled not in the funny way, and he appeared to be drunk. My special lady commented that "the lion has a tortured look about him," and the lion tamer seemed to enjoy poking the lion and tigers. I kept shouting to them, "Kill your master! Eat him!" But they didn't listen. I read someplace about how most people going to a circus secretly hope there'll be some kind of accident. Well, I kept nothing a secret: "Kill your master! Eat him!"

The neat things were the snake lady, who didn't have any snakes, but her snake poses were neat. The best thing was the girl on the clothes ropes, know what I mean? Like sliding up and down them and wrapping herself up in them. Nobody got shot out of a canon. There wasn't much juggling, but this guy did do this neat thing with two red and white canisters, he was on his back with his legs up in the air and he kept the canisters twirling in the air with his feet.

Make sure you ask for discounts, we got them at the ticket booth.

3 comments:

special lady said...

nera taip smagu ziureti gyvunu pasirodyma, kada jauti gailesti viduje, del to, kaip ziauriai su jais elgiamasi. Nors vaikams pats tas faktas, jog pamato tokius gyvunus is arti, yra tikrai ispudingas ir jie gal tokiu pasaliniu dalyku nepastebi...kita vertus tai yra per daug akivaizdu, kad galeciau juos pavadint pasaliniais...

Aras said...

taip as zinau, todel as jiems patariau suvalgyti savo virsinika! ka gi daugiau padarysiu?? pats suvalgysiu? as, kita zmogu nuzudyciau ir suvalgyciau, pries tukstanti ziurovu?! special lady, tai nesamone!!! pamastyk gi, ka??

special lady said...

is kur Tu sumastei, jog siulau TAU kazka daryt???
tai mano komentaras, o ne patarimas Tau ko nors imtis.

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