i was considereing reading pride and prejudice, so i sent this email to my sister, liepa, cause i know she's a jane austen fan:
i heard jane austen's some weirdo bitch. i heard she was some kind of sexuality deviant. like she likes to swallow live grenades and have them explode in her stomach and it makes her have a gay orgasm. i also heard from another source that she used to always go to town wearing a red sweater with bummbles on it but no pants and she used to bend over in front of everybody and tell him to look up her butthole and see if they can see her friend who is stuck in there, his name is mortimer, and then if anybody dared to look close enough, she would sit down on him quickly and envelop him in her butthole and then he was doomed to join mortimer for eternity...is that true?
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as i replied to your email, i don't think that anyone has ever, or will ever, think, let alone write, what you just did. a truly original paragraph. perhaps genius, perhaps INSANITY.
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