To be honest, I haven't dated any Klaipedians for many months, some number of months approaching double digits I believe, but not quite there yet. And last night was not a date either, but it was a female colleague in my home. As non-romantic as it was, I still did not want to seem like a slob (that is, I wanted to hide what a slob I am).
So since I've only dated Vilnietes for so long I stated keeping a slightly different style of interior decorating. Here's an example: instead of cleaning up used toilet paper rolls, I just leave them hanging around, on the grounds that it's "funny" to have a dozen of them around the bathroom.
Realizing last night that I had 45 minutes to eat, change, and clean up everything, including the toiletpaper rolls, I realized that I'm a retard. Luckily she was late!
The lesson is, do whatever you want, and don't worry about the consequences.
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NO KOMUPANCE!!! by the way, does anyone know how to spell komupance
i liiiiike your philosophy...
don't worry about how you'll get home later. that'll work itself out later.
i have some toilet paper rolls around my bathroom too... what if i might want them for something?
Loky, it's comeupance...i guessed it on my first try! I'm such a great speller, oh my God!
i would have guessed it had two "p's"
just like that shark.
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