Things I AM afraid of:
Guys with brain surgery scars pounding vodka (grow some hair you fuckin hooligan)
Bees
Stairs/ladders (only coming down when it's steep)
Things I AM NOT afraid of:
Guys who swear too much and/or don't button up their shirts
Children
Gin
Being the only guy on the dancefloor
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Come on, children are scary. They're fucking scary. They're scary because you used to be one, they're scary because one day they'll grow up to be like you, they're scary because they show no compunction at eating their own snot, they're scary because one day you might have some, and it's FUCKING scary the way they are usually smarter than you.
Not that I know you, obviously, but admit it. Kids are smarter.
I'm kinda scared of TimT's photo.
and i'm scared of aras being the only guy on the dance floor.
i guess that's one of the required replies to this posting. oh well.
what's the issue with bees, anyway? something to do with this photo?
http://homepage.mac.com/jamesbgust/PhotoAlbum4.html
no rachel, i...oh man, this is weird...i don't even know which simpsons episode you're talking about!
jim gust nailed the bee issue, top right on the page he mentioned.
i actually don't know any kids very well, but i'd like to see one try to beat me up. as far as snot eating goes, that is disgusting, but it doesn't make me fear them. the fact that i used to be one is scary, i guess... :o
i was mowing the field on the tractor and i ran over a bee hive (they were probably wasps or hornets or yellow jackets or some shit!). lokys was near me and he bolted, and i bolted the other direction, the wrong direction, cause the bees came at me from the front, but the nest was already behind me. the nest was pretty close to the garden, so it defenately had to be destroyed, but i'd already been stung like ten times, so i deceded to go back in armor.
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