Run Fatty, Run!

Today as I walked to work I was captivated by a fat girl running. It was really funny, and I stopped dead in my tracks to watch her. She ran past me and was headed towards a cross walk, to get to the bus station. A bus had just pulled in; she was trying to make it. She got into the crosswalk, but then waited for oncoming traffic to go by even though she has the right of way, irregardless of how fat she is. "Oh no," I yelled, "you'll never make it now!" Sure enough, as she finally, frantically jiggled across the street, the bus pulled away...